VOLUNTEER'S NEEDED

Man Church has been asked to help serve concessions at the Fall Festival next Friday night, 10/23. We need 30 men who will come and work, probably from 5:00 p.m. until it's over (maybe two shifts of 15, - one set-up and work 1/2, the other work 1/2 and cleanup.


If you can PLEASE be one of these heros, would you contact us immediately? Contact either (or both) gbeech@mac.com or Lance Chisholm at triple_net@hotmail.com


Who needs Man Church?

Who needs Man Church? The simple answer would be something trite, like, "All men need Man Church." That just sounds so generic, so bland that it is the opposite of our Man Church style. Man Church is real - it's direct - it's a little funny mixed with in-your-face. With that in mind, for the first time ever, Man Church will name some actual people who really need Man Church. If you don't see your name here, come anyway. If you do see your name, you HAVE TO BE AT MAN CHURCH, TOMORROW NIGHT (WEDNESDAY, 10/14):


Jacob, Michael, Ethan, Josh, Daniel, Alex, Anthony, William, Chris, Matthew, Andrew, Joseph, David, Noah, James, Ryan, Logan, John, Nathan, Christian, Ben, John, Tyler, Sam, Nicholas, Dylan, Jack, Brandon, Evan, Jack, Kevin, Jose, Luke, Landon, Justin, Zachary, Jordan, Robert, Aaron, Tom, Hunter, Austin, Connor, Jason, Wyatt, Charles, Carter, Juan, Chase, Adam, Henry, Bryan, Sean, Cole, Alex, Eric, Brian, Kyle, Tommy, Harvey, Tim, Barry, Russ, Brad, Lance, Bill, Brad, Steve, Scott and Gary.

Seriously, if your name is listed above, you really need Man Church. The rest of us do, too, but not as bad.

It's Man Church Time!!!

There are three things you never want to hear from your doctor:


1) It's my first day as a doctor.
2) I'm legally blind without my glasses.
3) I never lost a malpractice cast - yet.

We have a family friend who doesn't go to church, because church people are all hypocrites. Duh! Of course we're all hypocrites. We don't go to church because we're perfect. We go to church because we're screwed up. All of us. That's especially true of Man Church. The thing that makes it great is that we can all admit we have issues. I don't care who you are, you have issues. And if you say you don't, then your ego and sense of self-righteousness is your biggest issue.

This month, we deal with issues. So, bring yours, and get ready to face it. It's not hard, and you don't have to be afraid.

Nate Larkin, author of Samson and the Pirate Monks is our guest speaker, and he's good. Really good. Burgers at 6:00; Man Church at 6:56.

The Inside Scoop

"The Inside Scoop"

By Greg Beauchamp

Many of you have expressed interest in knowing "The Inside Scoop." What really happens behind the scenes at Man Church? How are decisions made? What are some of the funny things that happen that no one knows about?

Against my better judgement, and against the advice of my closest personal advisors, I will oblige. Here's what happens...NOTHING. The fact that Man Church happens at all is a minor miracle. That's not really true, but I get way more credit than I deserve.

For instance, last month, Steve Stroope, Pastor of LakePointe Church was the speaker. But the speaker was supposed to be Bill Cosby. We thought that he would be a nice surprise to kick off Man Church season three. Unfortunately, Mr. Cosby was unable to attend. It appears he's "too busy" to come to Man Church, even though we didn't actually even ask him, and could never afford him. So, Steve went ahead and spoke. He did a great job...probably better than Bill Cosby would have done, but Cosby would have been funnier. He's a professional comedian, for goodness sake. You see, my plan was to ask Steve to speak, then, at the last minute, call him to say, "Steve, you'll never believe this, but Bill Cosby will come and speak for free at Man Church." I suspected that Steve, being an humble guy, would graciously back out. But when Bill never showed, I just went ahead and let Steve speak. Those are some behind-the-scenes facts no one would have even guessed. But, hey, Man Church is REAL, you know what I mean? We tell it like it is, baby!

Last May, Wes Hamilton spoke when George Bush, the former president just failed to even call and say he wouldn't be with us. While we never got around to inviting the former president, it would have been nice for him to at least call. So, Wes spoke, instead, and did good. Not quite a household name like George Bush, but at least Wes is reliable!

In November, I'm pretty sure that Josh Hamilton or Tim Tebow will be speaking. I promise that if one of them shows up and says, "Can I speak at Man Church," we'll be ready to say, "Of course - we expected you!" I would never in a million years ask Josh or Tim (one's still playing - one's through for the year). I guess it's being authentic to admit that our plan has always been to get a really good backup, invite them to speak, and hope a really "Big Name" surprises us. Look, if you don't shoot for the stars, you'll never hit an eagle (which, by the way, is illegal, unless you're in France).

For a true story, this month, we'll have Nate Larkin speak. Nate's book, "Samson and the Pirate Monks," is a must-read for every Christian man. He is a powerful speaker, and we're fortunate to have him. I take all the credit, and deserve none. About a year ago, Wes Hamilton gave me the Samson book. I read it, then bought five more for my sons, and some friends. About nine months ago, Wes said, "I've got a friend... do you want me to see if we can get Nate Larkin to speak?" I, being the brilliant leader that I am said, "Duh." About a month later, Wes said, "Nate will come but you need to call him." Three weeks later, Wes said, "Have you called Nate?" I finally called him, and he agreed to come.

This is the way everything happens at Man Church. Someone comes up with a great idea, and it happens in spite of me. God is funny that way. I get lots of credit, but about the only thing I do is stand up at Man Church and try to say something intelligant inteligent intellagant smart. It's not as easy at it looks.

We always wonder if men will actually show up, and are amazed when they do. Every month, guys show up earlier than me to cook burgers, set up tables, and generally get things done. The media team is AWESOME, and no one ever really sees them, but they are the reason we hear or see anything. Joel Warren and the Man Band talk, plan, practice, and do a great job.

Lance Chisholm has been a true hero. No one takes more time off, and invests more energy than Lance, and he is a true Man's Man. If one of us is most like Jesus, it's Lance Chisholm.

The communications department at LakePointe come up with designs and production of the t-shirts (we have a great one coming - bring $10 - you're gonna want one).

Come hear Nate Larkin this week, October 14. 6:00 p.m. burgers; 6:56 Man Church starts in the main auditorium of LakePointe Church, Rockwall, TX.

Where Is Man Church?




I received an email the other day that said, "We're from Austin, Texas, and would like to come to Man Church, but have looked everywhere on your website and cannot find where it is." Some things we take for granted (like where Man Church is), and appreciate outside friends reminding us to pull our heads out and actually give good information - like where Man Church is.


So, here it is...

First, Man Church is at the LakePointe Church building, located at 701 E Interstate 30, Rockwall, TX 75032. It's right on the frontage road of I-30 in Rockwall, between Ridge Rd and Hwy 205.

Once you get here, come to the EAST side of the building. Burgers are cooked on the EAST side, between the main building and the portables (see "1" on map). Once you get your burgers, you can go into the GYM (see "2") on map, and eat. Then, you can move into the main auditorium for Man Church (see "3"). If you drink too much ice tea, the closest men's room is just outside the main auditorium (see "4"). After Man Church, most men go into the parking lot to talk about it, or just stand around. We presume they are talking about what they just heard, and how they can put it into practice to become a better man, husband, father and follower of Jesus Christ. Some men just don't want to go home, yet. Whatever.

We hope you'll join us Wednesday, October 14 - 6:00 p.m. burgers; 6:56 Man Church.





Looking for Volunteers

Man Church needs four groups of volunteers:


1) We need 40 men who will wear a special Man Church t-shirt this weekend at LakePointe. It's white, and says, "What is a Pirate Monk" on the front, and "Find out at Man Church, October 14" on the back. The t-shirt is free IF you wear it to church this weekend. The first 40 to respond to gbeech@mac.com get them.

2) We need more burger cookers. We added a third grill, and need another 5 men this month. We're cooking 1,200 burgers and 800 hot dogs. We start at 4:00 p.m. If you can help, please contact me at gbeech@mac.com.

3) We need 30 guys to help serve food at the fall festival, Friday night, October 23rd. If you can help the Man Church concession stand, please let me know at gbeech@mac.com.

4) We need somewhere between 5 and 50 guys to help Mason Randall next week. Mason does so much for us, his wife is due with their first baby in a couple of weeks, and they are cleaning up one house and moving to another. Mason will let us know how many men he needs and when, but I'd really like for Man Church to come together and serve Mason in a huge reversal to the norm. If you'd help, please let me know at gbeech@mac.com.

Thanks! See you one week from tonight - October 14.

Check out the newest Man Church video (it's funny) at http://bit.ly/qThq6